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I Hate Springtime

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I hate the Spring. I also hate how people in the northeast have crazy seasonal amnesia but thats a post for another day.

This is how spring usually goes: We get a couple of unseasonably warm days towards the end of winter and people think winter is over. This usually happens towards the end of February or early March. Spring doesn’t even officially start till late March so this is just stupid to begin with. Then comes the rain. Weeks and weeks of rain. And people are like “when is spring gonna get here?” Newsflash! This is spring. Its crappy every year. Its cold and cloudy and drizzly and sometimes it snows. Sure, in some places spring is delightful. The weather is temperate and breezy, the sun shines and the world bursts into bloom and the beauty of the bounty of nature brings a tear to your dumb, sentimental eyes. But if you’ve been in this region for more than a year, you should know better.

So eff the spring. I hate rain because it makes people use umbrellas. I hate cloudy days because they make me drowsy and moody and give me headaches. But most of all i hate listening to you complain about the weather as if you are so surprised that it’s crappy.

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Written by haterrant

March 31, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. Spring is AWESOME in late April/May. That’s spring to me. Spring doesn’t end until the end of June. It’s not all cold and rain. That’s just wahat is happening right now. P.S. You use umbrellas stop frontin.

    Nicole

    March 31, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    • I’m responding all crazy

      Nicole

      March 31, 2011 at 12:39 pm

  2. Spring is AWESOME in late April/May. That’s spring to me. Spring doesn’t end until the end of June. It’s not all cold and rain. That’s just what is happening right now. P.S. You use umbrellas stop frontin.

    Nicole

    March 31, 2011 at 12:38 pm

    • aaaalllll crazy

      Nicole

      March 31, 2011 at 12:39 pm

      • The begining of spring is crappy though you’re right

        Nicole

        March 31, 2011 at 12:41 pm

  3. But then it gets beautiful! I can’t wait for mAY!

    Nicole

    March 31, 2011 at 12:51 pm

    • still commenting all crazy

      Nicole

      March 31, 2011 at 12:59 pm

  4. i want more pringles

    Nicole

    March 31, 2011 at 12:59 pm

  5. You know what they say, “April showers bring May flowers”

    Peter Hamtramck

    April 27, 2011 at 3:49 pm

  6. nicole what the fuck is wrong with you

    clint

    May 18, 2011 at 3:51 pm


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