Hater Rant

Tell me how you really feel.

don’t poo-poo the things i love

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ok, i know this may be weird but i really REAAAALLY love to clean my bathroom.

its the only chore i enjoy.  i hate doing dishes.  i even hate loading and unloading the dishwasher.  i need a buddy to sit in my room and motivate me to put things away when i can no longer see the floor.  and dont even get me started on dusting, vacuuming, sweeping and laundry-ing.

there is something so satisfying about a clean bathroom.  i love getting that ring out of the tub.  you know, that ring you didnt even know was there.  the satisfaction i get out of a shiny faucet is intense. the spritzing sound of the arm & hammer bathroom cleaner against my  shower curtain is more soothing than rain drops.  and the fumes!  oh god, the heavenly fumes! i even like getting down and dirty cleaning behind the toilet. i dont even mind when my roommate gets toothpaste in the sink because that means i get to clean the bathroom again soon!

this valentines day i want someone to get me some new rubber gloves. just know that for me a bouquet of toilet scrub brushes would top roses any day.

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Written by big gulp o haterade

February 10, 2011 at 3:38 pm

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  1. When I was a kid we would all fight to get assigned the bathroom. Smallest room in the house!

    Elizabeth

    February 11, 2011 at 11:49 am

  2. maybe thats why i like it so much! that makes a lot of sense now that you mention it…

    big gulp o haterade

    February 11, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    • Don’t sell yourself short! It can be a taxing room to clean!

      elizabeth

      February 14, 2011 at 12:15 pm


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