Hater Rant

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my mind is constantly blown by the new levels of rudeness people will tolerate.  i truly believe that the digital age has ruined human interaction.  when did a friend request or text message take the place of a phone call asking something to DO SOMETHING… IN PERSON.  maybe i’m just a bit jaded because i gave my number to two gentlemen last week.  one promptly texted me and asked for a blow job.  uh, no dice romeo. the other also texted me. at 11:30PM. to “chat”.
chat (cht)
1. to converse in an easy, familiar manner; talk lightly and casually
notice how the word converse defines a chat.  conversing requires an exchange of spoken words, not an onslaught of lols and emoticons.
but its not just boys you make out with outside of your car that are being rude.  its also regular folks. yesterday at my local dive bar karaoke night i saw a guy i’ve seen there at least 30 times.  we’ve talked before.  he was in my best friend from high school’s wedding.  in other words, we know each other.  this mother fucker didn’t even acknowledge me.  this wasn’t one of those situations where he didnt see me.  the place holds 50 people tops. i know he was avoiding my gaze because i tried to meet his eye so as to say “hello”.
now here is where we get to the real reason i’m ranting in a haterrific fashion about this.  my friend called me this morning and as we spoke i told her how karaoke bar kid was so rude for intentionally not saying hello and also working so very hard to avoid making eye contact.  her reply was “oh, he’s just weird like that.  after we hooked up he was like that towards me too.”  excuse me as i get on my soapbox and scream to the good friendly folks of the world STOP TOLERATING THIS SHIT!  YOU ARE ALLOWING PEOPLE TO TREAT OTHERS IN A WAY THAT IS COMPLETELY INAPPROPRIATE!  everyone deserves a simple nod of acknowledgement, a text message of foreplay before requesting a blow jay and a call when someone wants to chat and get to know them better. perhaps, in a crazy world, people would talk face to face and wait a minute before proposing a sexual relationship. and i feel certain that none of these assholes would be texting, poking and friending their way through life if people would start expecting things to happen like they did back in the good old days… like 1990 good old days. don’t let the douche bees of the world win.  demand some respect.  otherwise these imbeciles will think its ok to be a rude fucktard and what’s left of proper human interaction will disappear like a car in an australian flash flood.

Written by big gulp o haterade

January 12, 2011 at 4:00 pm

Posted in Common Courtesy

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  1. 2 opinions. I say “what an asshole, that kind of behavior is unacceptable”.

    Jared says maybe he has low self-esteem. “I want to say hi, but I don’t want to bother her”


    January 13, 2011 at 9:22 am

    • i dont know what it is. all i do know is that its a pretty basic request that people acknowledge your presence and dont ask me to put their wieners in my mouth within a second of getting my number. i know, i have high standards, but maybe one of these days….


      January 13, 2011 at 11:00 am

  2. i’m zorry..aww a werson with rimtited wizuality i wound thiw sybmbtiontion VERY INSIGHTFUL WOMANA!!


    January 15, 2011 at 7:14 am

    • uh, thanks?

      big gulp o haterade

      January 15, 2011 at 11:44 pm

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